Thursday, July 12, 2007

Excited about tennis courts?

When you have ginormous boobs it can be a major hindrance. Ginormous boobs on the right body look awesome but when there is a about 1000kgs to go with the boobs they just become another roll. You can imagine my delight when I wore my favourite brassier yesterday and it was baggy. I was so excited that I even pulled the neckline of my top down and showed my boss. I think that that she was impressed at how baggy it was as well.

I am excited about work. We are moving to a new location soon and at this fancy new location there are tennis courts, gyms, soccer fields, bocce, bbq facilities plus much more. I am so excited because at a previous work place we had beach volleyball courts and I never used them – too fat and lazy. Most lunch breaks I sit at my desk and read the newspaper. Lot’s of other people go running around the lake or to the free gym at my workplace but I figure that I need a rest as I exercise in the mornings. I am really excited about my new workplace because I will be able to do those things with everyone else. Simple things in life now excite me but it is better to be excited by this stuff then chocolate cake hey!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Time to go shopping again Shell. Sounds like there are some new items to add to your wardrobe.
So relieved your boss is a woman - it could have been a bit confronting (ha ha ha) otherwise.

The new work location sounds wonderful, and as you say, there are plenty of things other than food to get excited about.

BTW so pleased we don't have to have a Google account to leave a comment now.